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and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can
be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter
by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Нещо за англофоните...а зоще не и за франкофоните
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN:
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN:
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. On the farm, we produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the base of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I object to that object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw was number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to some tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
- There is no egg in eggplant
- nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
- English muffins weren't invented in England (nor French fries in France).
- Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find:
- That quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
- If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
- One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can:
- make amends but not one amend,
- that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
- If you have thirteen odds and ends and get rid of a dozen, are you left with an odd or an end?
- If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
- In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
- Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
- Have noses that run and feet that smell?
- How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are
opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which:
- your house can burn up as it burns down,
- you fill in a form by filling it out
- an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
And that is why, when the stars are out, they are visible; but when the lights are out, they aren't.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. On the farm, we produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the base of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I object to that object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw was number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to some tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
- There is no egg in eggplant
- nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
- English muffins weren't invented in England (nor French fries in France).
- Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find:
- That quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
- If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
- One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can:
- make amends but not one amend,
- that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
- If you have thirteen odds and ends and get rid of a dozen, are you left with an odd or an end?
- If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
- If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
- In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
- Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
- Have noses that run and feet that smell?
- How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are
opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which:
- your house can burn up as it burns down,
- you fill in a form by filling it out
- an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
And that is why, when the stars are out, they are visible; but when the lights are out, they aren't.
Хееее, здрасти Пламене 
и ти като чели вече си открил топлата вода, ама малко си позакъснял защото :
Зантее ли че кгоато чтеете нисапаното, вжано е пръвтаа и поледсанта бквуа от дмаута да бдаът на мсятото си. Мжетое да рзбъракате мстеата на оастнаилте бвуки и все пак нпиасатноо ще прдъолажва да се чтее с лкоета. Твоа ивда да пкаоже че вскичтоо твоа вемре котео сте попрлеили в уилчище е нпразано, доасттънчо е блио да ви начуат да слгатае на мстяото им бутквие от наалчото и каря на вяска дмуа кяото пиеште. Приичнтаа е в нчиана по котйо виашят мъозк оработбва ирнфоцмаията. Ткаа уяспвате да преочттее нааписното джае кгаото нтио енда дмуа не е изиспана пвраинло.
Мгноо пзодрави от бтако ти Адни !
и ти като чели вече си открил топлата вода, ама малко си позакъснял защото :Зантее ли че кгоато чтеете нисапаното, вжано е пръвтаа и поледсанта бквуа от дмаута да бдаът на мсятото си. Мжетое да рзбъракате мстеата на оастнаилте бвуки и все пак нпиасатноо ще прдъолажва да се чтее с лкоета. Твоа ивда да пкаоже че вскичтоо твоа вемре котео сте попрлеили в уилчище е нпразано, доасттънчо е блио да ви начуат да слгатае на мстяото им бутквие от наалчото и каря на вяска дмуа кяото пиеште. Приичнтаа е в нчиана по котйо виашят мъозк оработбва ирнфоцмаията. Ткаа уяспвате да преочттее нааписното джае кгаото нтио енда дмуа не е изиспана пвраинло.
Мгноо пзодрави от бтако ти Адни !
Your dreams may be closer than you realize !
-
Plamen
