Only in Canada
Only in Canada......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place.
Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/canajuneh.htm
Namerih malko kanadski humor, nay se nakefih na prvoto zaklyuchenie
Only in Canada...
Only in Canada...
Per aspera ad astra!
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
You know you are bulgarian when
Hehe dude,
tva beshe SUPER iako! Mnogo mi haresa! V sushtoto techenie you know you are canadian when, az sega se setih za You know you are Bulgarian when ama hich ne pomnia kude vidiah tova. Anyways, postvam go tuka da se posmeem zaedno
You know you are Bulgarian when...
Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you.
Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.
Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.
You drive a better car than your parents.
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.
You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
Your baba and diado live in your basement.
Your dad's sneeze scares you.
Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car.
There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
Your church has a fully loaded bar.
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
You started to drink at the age of 12.
It takes over 8 years to finish college.
You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror.
If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid.
You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
You live for the annual soccer tournament.
When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.
Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.
When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria.
When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny.
When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala.
You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and a pack of Marlboro for breakfast.
You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.
You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.
When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.
As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you.
When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some "good" cigarettes.
When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money.
You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.
When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
When you think chalga is good music.
When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt.
When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.
You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.
You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when you were drunk.
..................YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE.......
tva beshe SUPER iako! Mnogo mi haresa! V sushtoto techenie you know you are canadian when, az sega se setih za You know you are Bulgarian when ama hich ne pomnia kude vidiah tova. Anyways, postvam go tuka da se posmeem zaedno
You know you are Bulgarian when...
Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you.
Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.
Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.
You drive a better car than your parents.
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.
You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
Your baba and diado live in your basement.
Your dad's sneeze scares you.
Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car.
There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
Your church has a fully loaded bar.
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
You started to drink at the age of 12.
It takes over 8 years to finish college.
You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror.
If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid.
You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
You live for the annual soccer tournament.
When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.
Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.
When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria.
When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny.
When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala.
You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and a pack of Marlboro for breakfast.
You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.
You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.
When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.
As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you.
When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some "good" cigarettes.
When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money.
You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.
When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
When you think chalga is good music.
When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt.
When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.
You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.
You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when you were drunk.
..................YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE.......
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- Marquis de Suhindol
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- Обратна връзка:
Re: Only in Canada...
beg to differCanuck написа:Only in Canada
Only in Canada......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place.
Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/canajuneh.htm
Namerih malko kanadski humor, nay se nakefih na prvoto zaklyuchenie
v US e taka osven za scating rinkovete
Помогнаха на бай Ганя да смъкне от плещите си агарянския ямурлук, наметна си той една белгийска мантия - и всички рекоха, че бай Ганьо е вече цял европеец.
Re: Only in Canada...
Това същото, като го четох за първи път, си беше озаглавено точно "Only in USA..."KolioBalkanski написа:beg to differ
v US e taka osven za scating rinkovete
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- Регистриран на: Нед Яну 11, 2004 2:51 pm
- Местоположение: Отново в България. Този път завинаги!
Re: You know you are bulgarian when
Е ако това ако не е АНТИБЪЛГАРСКА КАМПАНИЯ тогава какво е ????Galadriel написа:Hehe dude,
tva beshe SUPER iako! Mnogo mi haresa! V sushtoto techenie you know you are canadian when, az sega se setih za You know you are Bulgarian when ama hich ne pomnia kude vidiah tova. Anyways, postvam go tuka da se posmeem zaedno
You know you are Bulgarian when...
Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you.
Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.
Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to do something he can't do either.
You drive a better car than your parents.
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.
You can hear your dad snoring from across the street.
Your baba and diado live in your basement.
Your dad's sneeze scares you.
Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car.
There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
Your church has a fully loaded bar.
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
You started to drink at the age of 12.
It takes over 8 years to finish college.
You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging from your rear view mirror.
If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid.
You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup.
You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
You live for the annual soccer tournament.
When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.
Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.
When you can always smell garlic on your parents breath and they insist that is kills bacteria.
When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny.
When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala.
You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and a pack of Marlboro for breakfast.
You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.
You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.
When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.
As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
When you're married with kids and your mother still insists on cooking for you.
When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some "good" cigarettes.
When you step on poop and your mom tells you that it's a sign of luck or money.
You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.
When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
When you think chalga is good music.
When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks everyone in China has a black belt.
When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.
You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.
You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when you were drunk.
..................YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE.......
Кума Лиса ми изтри един постинг в който писах на ЛОТР следното
Е сега искам да попитам Пламен кое от двете е заяждане и кое е клевета?Google написа: Не съм казвал че съм бил шеф. Работех в Аржентина в един интернет
клуб, като късах билетчета на входа и изхвърлях пепелниците, ама
на всички казвах че работя като мрежов адменистратор. Абе то нямаше
нищо за администриране, ама хората ми вярваха, но аз кво съм виновен
като има балами. Със сигурно сме били колеги.
Явно има избирателност, ама кажете да знаем какво да пишем?
Явно само за времето.
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Предпочитам откровенна псувня,
отколкото фалшива усмивка!!!
Galadriel, tova "you know you are Bulgarian when..." e mnogo yako. Azgo byah chel nyakade, no sam go pozabravil i me razsmya sega thanks!
VanBC i Kolio, pravi ste, my friends, povecheto neshta vajat i za USA. Az go namerih tova na edi humoristichen kanadski site.
Google, ne se izlagay be, kakva antibg kampaniya pak vidya tuk? Tova e prosto edin maytap pusnat ot Galadriel. Tya daje obicha bg, ne e kato men neutralna. Cool down, man.
A, btw, hvrli edin pogled na:
http://www.bgcanada.com/pforum/viewtopic.php?t=3355 Tam sam pisal s kakvi postijeniya moje da se gordee Canada.
VanBC i Kolio, pravi ste, my friends, povecheto neshta vajat i za USA. Az go namerih tova na edi humoristichen kanadski site.
Google, ne se izlagay be, kakva antibg kampaniya pak vidya tuk? Tova e prosto edin maytap pusnat ot Galadriel. Tya daje obicha bg, ne e kato men neutralna. Cool down, man.
A, btw, hvrli edin pogled na:http://www.bgcanada.com/pforum/viewtopic.php?t=3355 Tam sam pisal s kakvi postijeniya moje da se gordee Canada.
Per aspera ad astra!
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
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ssttoo
- Администратор
- Мнения: 2389
- Регистриран на: Нед Юли 27, 2003 1:12 am
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Google, всуе се косиш.
По твойта логика това, което Канака е написал антиканадска кампания ли е? Точно от Канак - най-върлия фен на Канада.
Постингът на Galadriel е обикновен майтап, плюс това е пускан неведнъж във форума, ако потърсиш ще видиш че го има и във вариант за Хърватска, Алабания и не знам още кои държави. Приеми го като майтап, а не като лична обида.
Твоя постинг си е чисто заяждане с член на форума. А идеята е (ако може) да не се заяждаме един с друг.
По твойта логика това, което Канака е написал антиканадска кампания ли е? Точно от Канак - най-върлия фен на Канада.
Постингът на Galadriel е обикновен майтап, плюс това е пускан неведнъж във форума, ако потърсиш ще видиш че го има и във вариант за Хърватска, Алабания и не знам още кои държави. Приеми го като майтап, а не като лична обида.
Твоя постинг си е чисто заяждане с член на форума. А идеята е (ако може) да не се заяждаме един с друг.
Google, ti triabva da si goliam pesimist da priemesh edin joke za zaiajdane!!! Vmesto da se smeesh, se kosish... heh dai go po-leko... posmei se... nishto sramno niama ))
Az sum si gorda che sum bulgarka i mi e smeshno da cheta tia opisania i sushto tai sum se smiala kato hodih s moite kanadski priateli da gledam My Big Fat Greek Wedding kudeto sushto kakto v bg plujiat na bulkata da ne i uruki pri koeto moite priateli ne mojaha da poviarvat kak moje da spit-tvat na mladojencite, no az si umriah ot smiah i gordo im obiasnih che taka e obichaia i che tova da gi predpazva ot zli sili))
Take it easy!
Bulgaria e prekrasna! Osobeno otdaleche!!!
))Az sum si gorda che sum bulgarka i mi e smeshno da cheta tia opisania i sushto tai sum se smiala kato hodih s moite kanadski priateli da gledam My Big Fat Greek Wedding kudeto sushto kakto v bg plujiat na bulkata da ne i uruki pri koeto moite priateli ne mojaha da poviarvat kak moje da spit-tvat na mladojencite, no az si umriah ot smiah i gordo im obiasnih che taka e obichaia i che tova da gi predpazva ot zli sili
))Take it easy!
Bulgaria e prekrasna! Osobeno otdaleche!!!
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Сега, искам да попитам за правилата?
Във форум Фед.Канада мага ли да пиша за
България и за всичко което ми хрумне че е
майтап? Щото аз си правя майтап със себе си
в "РАЗНИ" , пък КумаЛиса ме цензурира както
тя намери за добре? Що тя онова, го приема за
заяждане, а това тук, остава да стой като няма
нищо свързано с Канада? Че за какво е тогава
модератор, за да си чеше оная си работа ли?
Ако има правила прилагайте ги за всички!
Така нека да погледнем на този " JOKE " !
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
Къв майтап бе братче? Да ми направи Мама сърми със зеле,
и да наточи Тате червено вино от мазето, пък да седна на
масата и да почна-а-а. Е това го сънувам през вечер, та чак
ми се плаче! Пък Вие майтап? Че това е мечта на всеки емигрант.
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
Е това е напълно вярно, за съжаление. Няма майтап!
За другите работи кво да коментирам, може да се каже
за всяка нация.
Канак благодаря за линка който си ми дал, темата е
отишла много назад и съм я пропуснал. Ще я коментирам
там, ако ми разрешиш.
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Предпочитам откровенна псувня,
отколкото фалшива усмивка!!!
Във форум Фед.Канада мага ли да пиша за
България и за всичко което ми хрумне че е
майтап? Щото аз си правя майтап със себе си
в "РАЗНИ" , пък КумаЛиса ме цензурира както
тя намери за добре? Що тя онова, го приема за
заяждане, а това тук, остава да стой като няма
нищо свързано с Канада? Че за какво е тогава
модератор, за да си чеше оная си работа ли?
Ако има правила прилагайте ги за всички!
Така нека да погледнем на този " JOKE " !
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
Къв майтап бе братче? Да ми направи Мама сърми със зеле,
и да наточи Тате червено вино от мазето, пък да седна на
масата и да почна-а-а. Е това го сънувам през вечер, та чак
ми се плаче! Пък Вие майтап? Че това е мечта на всеки емигрант.
You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
Е това е напълно вярно, за съжаление. Няма майтап!
За другите работи кво да коментирам, може да се каже
за всяка нация.
Канак благодаря за линка който си ми дал, темата е
отишла много назад и съм я пропуснал. Ще я коментирам
там, ако ми разрешиш.
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Предпочитам откровенна псувня,
отколкото фалшива усмивка!!!
Google, razbira se, che ti razreshavam da komentirash! Az ne obicham da ogranichavam svobodata na horata. Az zatova i ti dadoh toya linki da vrnem temata pak na Canada, shtoto v tema Only in Canada e po-dobre da stava laf za Canada, no ti komentiray drugata tema, vapreki che e otishla nazad, it's OK. Az ya pusnah, za da vidish ti i drugite bg kanadci i kandidat kanadci, che i Canada e dala neshto na sveta i mojem s pravo da se gordeem s kanadskite postijeniya.
Per aspera ad astra!
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
Горд канадски гражданин в Мадрид
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KolioBalkanski
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ti chuval li si go tva:
What's the definition of Canadian?
- not American
What's the definition of Canadian?
- not American
Помогнаха на бай Ганя да смъкне от плещите си агарянския ямурлук, наметна си той една белгийска мантия - и всички рекоха, че бай Ганьо е вече цял европеец.